dickstarter campaign

(n) an activity (or series of activities) intended to stimulate the penis until it is erect, generally for the purpose of sexual intercourse. An underfunded dickstarter campaign may lead to a condition known as blueballs.

It wasn't long before my partner's dickstarter campaign was fully funded and we got down to executing our business plan.

by Snark Chariot November 17, 2014

flamingo kickstart

a method of male self-masturbation utilizing one leg when both hands are either occupied or not desired

Rob utilized the flamingo kickstart when he was juggling at the bachelor party to effectively masturbate. He was successful.

by roberto dunn February 18, 2010

Kickstart My Heart

When I get high I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car's a drug for me
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Always got the cops coming after me
Custom-built bike doing 103
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Oh, are you ready girls?
Oh, are you ready now?
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah, baby

Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah, baby, yeah
Skydive naked from an aeroplane
Or a lady with a body from outer space
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Say I got trouble, trouble in my eyes
I'm just looking for another good time
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Yeah, are you ready girls?
Yeah, are you ready now, now, now?
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah, baby, whoa, yeah
Kickstart my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah, baby

When we started this band
All we needed, needed was a laugh
Years gone by, I'd say we've kicked some ass
When I'm enraged or hittin' the stage
Adrenaline rushing through my veins
And I'd say we're still kickin' ass
I say, ooh ah, kick start my heart
I hope it never stops
And to think, we did all of this to rock
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah, b-b-b-b-b-b-baby
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah, baby
Whoa, yeah
Kick start my heart, hope it never stops
Whoa, yeah, baby
Whoa, yeah
Kickstart my heart, give it a start
Whoa, yeah
Okay boys, let's rock the house

by Death Menace December 20, 2022

Kickstartocracy

A form of government which cuts the middleman in politics the way Kickstarter does in publishing, wherein instead of voting for a politician, the voters receive a certain amount of "voting money" which they can spend on various policies trying to get them "funded". The result is a custom politician - a political platform consisting of the sum of voter preferences.

Can be turned into a meritocracy if in addition to a fixed amount of "voting money" all voters receive, bonus "voting money" can be earned by, say, completing quizzes which test political awareness.

Kickstartocracy is the best form of government among those that haven't been tried.

by Maurog October 16, 2012

Kickstart

Before nailing your missus from behind, place your big toe inside the waist band of her knickers, preferably g-string, and kick downwards as if starting a motorbike. At this second you will make the sound of a spluttering engine, the panties are removed and you enter a hole of choice.

I couldn't bear her mug so I flipped her over and went for a kickstart and hammered her rusty sheriffs badge.

by Dr Chopstick October 31, 2006

kickstart

When your girlfriend is into bdsm and the only when you can get her in the mood is by giving her a "KICKstart''

yeah mate my girlfriend needed a kickstart before we could get down and dirty

by Kropman May 24, 2020

Kicksharter

A really shitty kickstarter.

I've got a beautiful kicksharter to share with you all today.

by tenx29 November 11, 2022