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Mia Khalifa

A pornstar that had a diss track written about her based on a fake tweet. The diss track was by the band ilovefriday.
Know by the lyrics -
Whooo do you think you are?
You been sucking dick for a foreign car

gotta take that call

They want you at work, so, girl go do you job
(Sung by xeno Carr)

Or

Hit or miss
I guess they never miss huh

You gotta a boyfriend

I bet he doesn’t kiss yaaaa
He gon find another girl and he won’t miss yaaa
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it’s FIFA
You won every level, you’re the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you’re fired
You’re washed up, you’re retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
(Sung by smokehijab)
Mia Khalifa is just a pornstar
by *keyboard slam* November 28, 2018
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WIZLE or also known as DITZY Khalifa

WIZLE Wi-z-uhl(noun)

A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die.

A White person with an IQ lower than 50 that is such a loser and takes on nigger qualities.

Better known as white trash.
"You should be friends with that person, they have the wizle"

"Hey Wizle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?"

"WIZLE or also known as DITZY KHALIFA", will try to razzle dazzle you, but if you have any intelligence you will see right through them!

Don't act so khalifa! You have some intelligence, use it!
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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Khalif

A very cute boy. Who gets a lot of girls and is a very athletic boy. Khalif have full curiosity and is very special. He’ll keep a relationship going for like 1 or 2 Years. He is kind and generous.
Oh lord, Khalif is hot
by Khalif Vaughan March 14, 2018
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Take A Khalifa

Greg: "Hey man, nobody has bud to match, you wanna just go out back and take a Khalifa?"

Joe: "Sure, that works for me bro."
by CrackyRaps August 25, 2016
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the mia khalifa

The act of putting a raw egg between your lips, rapidly inhaling and thus propelling the egg into your esophagus. Great party trick. Named after the middle-eastern porn star.
some fucc boi : "i call this the mia khalifa" proceeds to choke
crowd: "ayy lmao"
by Og_gangbanger April 24, 2017
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jizz khalifa

name for wiz khalifa that is shouted when "black and yellow" is played way too many times over the radio.
Joppy: Julz, turn back the dial; I love that song!

Julz: No fucking way, Im tired of listening to Jizz Khalifa
by J Unit917 August 18, 2011
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Mia Khalifa

Pornstar - is middle eastern and becuase of her religion and culture gets negative comments. Regardless, she has amazing tits and a nice ass. Gives good head too and seems like shes going to have a successful porn career.
Damn that Mia Khalifa sure has a nice body and really know how to move!
by Mike Hawk is small January 11, 2015
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