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n. Not your average Philly nigga relationship wise.

f. The loyal, faithful, trustworthy, loving, caring Philly nigga.

v. The loyal one in Philly.
Your soo loyal, faithful, trustworthy, loving and a caring Philly nigga, I'm so happy your khalif.

If you want to be khalif, you gotta be the loyal one in Philly.

Your not an average Philly nigga relationship wise, why can't everybody be khalif?
Khalif by Alleem Jabbar katu March 13, 2017
Khalif (ku·lef)

n. slang for marijuana

v. someone who is under the influence of marijuana
as a noun:

"Yo bra, you got dat khalif?"
"yeah man, look, that khalif shit right hurr"

as a verb:

"ayy whatchyu doin' Brian?"
"huh? oh he's just khalifin man.."
khalif by Jack Meoph April 25, 2008
The prince of the misfits. Hot headed, awful luck at football betting pools, Tall but lacks athletic abilities. A true corn ball.
"Don't talk to him girl, his name Khalif. "
Khalif by Bunnie Sun November 23, 2021

khalif omar 

Khalif Omar is a common somali name, a Khalif Omar is a man that is quite slow, fat and turns like a truck
Get out of my team you're playing like a khalif omar
khalif omar by KaranGang October 2, 2020

khalif brown

A music artist that goes by the name "swae lee" and "rae sremmurd"
khalif brown by Swaelee_leeswaee January 2, 2017

Squat Like Khalif 

To sit and wait for someone
As Robyn Crawford mention on the Wendy Williams show; her and Whitney Houston was going down to the studio and “Squat Like Khalif” for Wendy Williams when she came out and confront her about all of negative comments about them on her radio show.
Squat Like Khalif by MQGYVER November 13, 2019
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