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Khaki

Boring, bland and uninteresting people. (White people mostly). Live in the burbs, prolly have a golden retriever named duke, and can’t wait for John Grisham to drop some hot new pages. Like to talk about work at bbqs and how the HOA is a great deal of you think about it.
Group of men-

“So the fantasy draft starts next week and we need one more guy. I was going to ask Bobby.”

Group - “No don’t ask Bobby he’s khaki as shit”
by King salmon October 17, 2018
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Khaki

dat tasty puddin dat drips from a skeetin pussy
Girl can I taste yo khaki
by oral_surgeon4u July 24, 2003
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Khaki

(Khaki?) The most annoying drama queen to ever grace the planet. Highly or “super” (learn a new adverb) insecure and inadequate, she will inject herself into matters that don’t pertain to her rather than focusing on living her life. Calls people “dawgs” and “savages” thus demoralizing and marginalizing them. Some might call this the product of ignorance and lack of understanding. Just stay away. I
Wow khaki is a selfish busy body who needs to mind her business.
by Avg.Joe October 11, 2020
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Khaki Kyle

The opposite/equivalent of a "Denim Dan", typically this person would wear Khaki shorts or pants with a plain white T-shirt. This person would wear black shoes with pants and sneakers with shorts.

This is also a character from the Run Home Studios short, "Denim Dan". He is a crime fighting side-kick to Denim Dan. It can be viewed at runhomestudios.com
Guy: Honey, what do you think if i wore jeans with this?
Girl: Well, I think you would look really comfortable
Guy: Honey, what about khaki's with this?
Girl: Well, I'd have to say you'd look like a Khaki Kyle

Fella1: Did you see that guy with the White T-Shirt and Khaki pants?
Fella2: Hell yeah! Without a doubt he looked like a Khaki Kyle
by KKDD3252 August 3, 2009
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Khaki Tent

A tent pitched through khaki pants with your erect penis.
Chris P. has got some real khaki tent goin on there!
by nimped_narcissist April 6, 2011
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khaki jesus

Khaki Jesus aka Steve Irwin. He is the only person to rock a pair of generic khakis
Friend 1: have you ever heard of Steve Irwin

Friend 2: do you mean khaki Jesus
by Gopackmc September 28, 2020
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Khaki Butt Flap

When you have diarrhea and use it as lube for anal, then smack the ass cheeks with both hands as you enter
Fuck man, I gave her the gnarliest khaki butt flap the other night after eating Chipotle.
by Alan Lights January 7, 2023
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