Kerven

A Haitian who has a bigger dick than your boyfriend and dad he can get any girl just by wippin out that dick, a shorties guts gonna b hurting for years

OOO MY FUCKING GOD MY GUTS HURTS SO MUCH. KERVEN KNOW HOW TO DO IT WELL

by Annnnnonymous April 22, 2019

Pulling a Kuyvenhoven

Applying the germans "blitzkrieg" to the activity of masturbation, "literally choking the chickens head off"

Rod - "so brodeo, what were you up to last night?"
Tod - "dude i was Pulling a Kuyvenhoven, i literally collapsed afterwards"
Rod - " holy shit dude, i did that once before and my hand turned white"

by xcrunner1992 March 31, 2009

Keaveney

To not do your job, delegate and ask obscure questions that are pointless to seem smarter than you are.

Not understand anything at all.

In our project meeting this afternoon, he used a Keaveney tactic, but the team ignored his request knowing it was ludicrous.

by Flying_Monkeys December 15, 2022

kerven

Big dick Haitian nigga

Shorty guts was hurting cause she fucked Kerven

by Yo ayah March 13, 2017

Kayven

Kayven is the kind of guy you can’t find. He has mood swing depression and maybe even anxiety but he can never stay mad at you. He couldn’t be and player but he will never hurt you. You couldn’t and shouldn’t let him go! He is small but can take you down any second if you mess with the people he loves and adores. He will always have a place in your heart if your friends or lovers. When he tells you he loves you he actually means it.

Kayven is smart and handsome.

by Dilon March 5, 2019

keygen

An executable computer program which is used to illegally bypass copy protection on games and commercial software by generating a random serial number, or "cd key", that matches the software it is intended to be used with. These programs range from very basic to quite complex, and are commonly distibuted along with warez. However, most games with online capabilities can now determine if you are using an invalid key and block you from playing over the Internet.

"I lost my CD case for Call of Duty, so I had to download a keygen to get a new serial."

by Dogan September 13, 2005

Keven

Keven is the most caring person ever. His hazzle eyes get the girls attention. It is easy for girls to fall inlove with him. He is the kindest guy ever. He can be wierd but its funny to the girls. He is the best boyfriend you can ever have. Every girl dies for a guy like keven. He can make you have a smile on for days. His smile is the most beautiful thing ever. Girls go crazy for that smile. Whoever has keven is the luckiest girl

Keven? Keven is one of the cuttest guys in school

by Jelelrlele May 20, 2018