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keving

keving is a verb which means to squat or sit to urninate. This word only applies to males of the homo sapien species.
Someone who is keving in the bathroom: I sit down when i pee theres nothing crazy about me I'M just taking a whizz and mind your own biz why is everybody always staring at me?
by willPost4Food January 10, 2010
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Keved

When one called kev takes an unsuspecting drunk or confused person away to a quiet place to have a conversation using long and complicated sentences
'omg, you just got keved about over there'
by Holysnozburgers October 18, 2008
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jebe keve

Literally means "to fuck one´s mother", but has various connotations.

1) Superlative when comparing things by their awesomeness (something like "fucking awesome")
2) Insult
3) Used when describing something (due to lack of anything else to say)
4) To beat someone with arguments or physically
1) Ova nova igra jebe keve. This new game is fucking awesome.

2) Jebacu ti kevu! I´ll fuck your mother (but more of the meaning You are so screwed!)

3) Your friend explaning something you don´t care about for quite a long time. When finally finished you say: Jebe keve...

4) Bas smo im jebali keve! We really showed them who´s the boss! Jako su nam jebali keve. The really screwed us up.
by grgech988 May 10, 2012
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kevely

the coolest person alive, the one who does mud wrestleing, blue eyes, thin as a mofo, everyone loves her!
Kevely is such a nice lady!
by kevely March 8, 2003
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Keve

Keve is the definition of perfection. She walks into a room a smile comes to my face. She is the dorkiest, the funniest, the most gorgeous girl you’ll ever meet. She tells you want she wants to. She is the girl of every guy’s dream. If you every lose her u r the stupidest person that has every lived. She’s so perfect. I love u soooooo much Keve
Girl 1: Keves soooo perfect

Girl 2: I wish I was like her
by Jiggle midget June 24, 2019
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kevee

A short girl who is amazing at burning people.
Dang Kevee just burned that loser like a boss.
by Thatcoolboy1998 November 19, 2016
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Keve

A feeling of gladness or happiness to not have something or not be in another's situation.
*Looking at a homeless person.* *to friend.* "Dude I'm keve of that guy, really wouldn't want to be in that guys situation..."
by soupman0527 January 25, 2025
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