Standing small at 5ft2, Kevin Hart is the same height as a 13 year old girl. Having long ago realized that he will never be taken seriously as a man because he is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet, little Kevin therefore resorts to publicly humiliating himself by performing childish comedy routines. The resulting publicity only serves to further inflate his already gargantuan Napoleon complex, which in turn drives the silly manlet to ever greater levels of compensation. It's a (hilarious) vicious circle. When will they learn?

Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart being attacked by a butterfly over there? Yeah, it is - the butterfly must be like a dragon to that microscopic manlet boy!

Kevin Hart by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024

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Break your Kevin Hart

To tell someone who thinks he/she is funny that they’re not. Phrase coined by Drake in “Over My Dead Body” from Take Care album.

Guy: makes lame joke then laughs
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?

Break your Kevin Hart by JG49Mke August 12, 2022

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Kevinhartophobia

The fear of Kevin hart

One with such a condition may lose all sense of masculinity or superiority when in close proximity, viewing or even speaking of Kevin Hart, typically freezing in fear and recoiling on the floor.

Hey bro we got tickets to Kevin Hart stand up you wanna come?

No dude I cant, I have Kevinhartophobia, I truly fear that little man

Kevinhartophobia by Henry Davis June 9, 2020

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kevinartsaphobia

Scared of kevin arts

Hey look its kevin arts
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Whats wrong?
I have kevinartsaphobia

kevinartsaphobia by Bheamus July 12, 2021

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