kerrang 

a magazine/radio station/tv channel that is all about rock music. But i only listen to the radio station (kerrang 105.2) so i'll write about that.
It does play rock (and hip-hop) and nicely insults busted, which is good. If kerrang play busted or mcfly i will scream. However, it does play some bad songs, like that stupid 'you can do it' song, which i hate with a vengeance. it also plays jay-z. pssh...

Oh my god, did you just hear what they played on kerrang? I hope it wasn;t busted, or i'll kick their asses...

kerrang by theuniqueme February 16, 2005

Kerrang 

A very poor magazine for mini moshers who refuse to listen to anything other than Green Day and Velvet Revolver. The magazine was cool about five years ago, but now they only cover Green Day and Velvet Revolver... oh and fake bands that mini moshers like.

Buy Kerrang if you're thirteen.
Buy NME if you're into trends rather than quality.
Buy Metal Hammer if you like black.

Wow, all british rock magazines are going down the crapper.

Kerrang by PUNX September 19, 2005

Kerrang 

A magazine popular in the UK that follows the doings of lots of rock and punk bands. Its generally £2.10 and is hated on by people for only covering Green Day, Slipknot and Linkin Park. Whereas if they actually READ the thing or watched the channel or even the radio version then they would know that they do LOADS of other bands. I buy it every week, its awesome.

Dude: Did you get Kerrang this week?
Hater: Fuck no! All they ever cover is shitty Linkin Park!
Dude: Oh that's funny. Look! An interview with Ozzy Ozborne! Oooo and one with Asking Alexandria AND Patrick Stump! Was Kurt Cobain murdered? Well you may never know because you're too fucking narrow minded to read it!
Hater: Fall Out Boy's emo why the hill did they interview that fag! I thought they did rock!
Dude: *kills self*

Kerrang by CondescendingWanker May 26, 2014

Kerrang! 

A kick ass magazine that promotes different types of rock music. There is also Kerrang! radio and a Kerrang music channel on sky.

CoolKid: Did you hear about that new band?
Uncoolkid: No...
Coolkid: Oh, they were in Kerrang! magazine and Kerrang! have been playing their videos.

Kerrang! by VivaLaBella October 15, 2007

Kerrang! 

Crap mag for emo kids and people who listen to shit pop rock like my chemical romance and 30 seconds to mars, normally talentless bands with an attractive singer...

Antagonist: Did you read about Gerrard Ways new haircut in Kerrang!?
Protagonist: Fag. I read Rock Sound and my favourite band isnt greenday (continues on to defend greendays earlier work)

Kerrang! by yawns April 7, 2008

kertang 

A different term for Having Sex. The literal translation is that Kertang is a sound, it's the written sound of 2 robots having sex i.e 'ker-tang ker-tang'

I kertanged that girl last night

kertang by Brock Righteous May 29, 2007

kerringston

Kerringston Is a gorgeous girl. She like to have fun , friendly , & very loyal . She would be the most wonderful person you will meet in your life .

Kerringston is super wonderful.

kerringston by Dj Ma ja December 21, 2016