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A hardcore sex position involving two men, a duck, sandpaper, and a grapefruit.

First, the larger, alpha male, stands over the submissive, or bitch male, and makes the bitch perform oral felation. Next, the live duck is inserted, head-first, into the bitch's ass (keep in mind, this bitch is male), and the alpha male proceeds to rub the sandpaper vigorously onto the bitch's mankong. Lastly, the alpha male juices the sliced grapefruit on the bitch's mankong.
Man, I just got a Kenyon in that ally!
Tom, Kenyons are God's way of saying don't do that.
How long till you get the duck?
Kenyon by Moo-cow September 26, 2005
Kenyon is a faggot
Kenyon by Kenyonstrsight July 6, 2019
As in Peter Kenyon chief executive of Chelsea Football Club, meaning A 'Cunt'
Used mainly in football forums.
Alan Green off 606 live phone in on BBC Five Live Radio is a proper Kenyon.
Kenyon by Whit Lane Red December 13, 2008
Someone Who will never feel the touch of a women; a person who touches themselves to japanese animation.
That guy over there is a Kenyon; ie Kenyon from WPL
Kenyon by Leatherneck July 16, 2008
A guy who most likely is a pothead
Wow he’s a drug addict. His name must be Kenyon.
Kenyon by coochwrapsupreme November 15, 2019
Kenyon is a small child in the closet not literally i´m GAY writting this at 10:25 not drooling over tom holland ... and a bitch
kenyon is a bitch
kenyon by anonymous October 16, 2020