Kenyon

Kenyon is a faggot
by Kenyonstrsight July 06, 2019
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Kenyon

As in Peter Kenyon chief executive of Chelsea Football Club, meaning A 'Cunt'
Used mainly in football forums.
Alan Green off 606 live phone in on BBC Five Live Radio is a proper Kenyon.
by Whit Lane Red February 03, 2007
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Kenyon

Someone Who will never feel the touch of a women; a person who touches themselves to japanese animation.
That guy over there is a Kenyon; ie Kenyon from WPL
by Leatherneck February 04, 2006
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A guy who most likely is a pothead
Wow he’s a drug addict. His name must be Kenyon.
by coochwrapsupreme November 15, 2019
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Kenyon

Nigga you act like Kenyon
by Amaradaniel March 15, 2019
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Kenyon has messed up teeth
by Lol it’s me February 09, 2019
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Kenyoning

The involuntary act of one's legs becoming limp and causing one to grab onto nearby objects for support due to a concentrated administration of emotion. This can also potentially result in a decrease of speaking functionality leading to numerous phrases or quoting "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" including but not excluded to "Love is my Legs" or "I just, I can't."
Person 1- How great was Downton Abbey last night?

Person 2- oh god no I'm Kenyoning. I don't even. Just yes. But actually. *falls to the ground grasping onto nearby wall*
by Babiesicant January 09, 2014
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