Kumpling

Sad little small-eyed boy.

That bitch kumpling is so sad

by bhgvhijpil October 25, 2019

Kemling

A kemling is a creature born from an African father and Polish mother. Kemlings typically represent cartoon characters, but don't let their playful exterior fool you. Kemlings are known to be aggressive when provoked. One can often spot a Kemling by their misfigured thumbs.

Kid: Hey Mom, look at that Kemling!
Mom: Don't get too close! He's dangerous!

by seabswiththereebs March 1, 2013

kempingtons

The name given to an absolute led, who never refuses any amount of alcohol no matter how large or small. Kempingtons are always on the "hunt" for gash and stop at nothing to kill their prey. Obsessed by Rugby, Kempingtons are constantly worried about their sexuality but refute this "homosexual" rumour by the large amount of gesh they gain.

...such a kempingtons

by grangeboizmassive July 5, 2010

travel-kemping

travel-kemping, is the act of travelling to developing countries to carry out kemping with the local women. In many cases this is pre-arranged with both parties. But a travel-kemper will also look to women of the night

I'm bored of going to the beach for my holidays, this year i'm going travel-kemping.

by HRH_BUTLER March 9, 2010