An alcoholic beverage created by two students Mr K. And Mr D. Half a pint of thatchers, half a pint of red bull, and as much vodka as you need.
James was killing it with the Ladies, kemp coursing through him.
10/10 - M Jackson
'A gift sent from God himself' - the Honey Badger
10/10 - M Jackson
'A gift sent from God himself' - the Honey Badger
by The Real Mr K. October 23, 2015
by Hugh_Kemp October 25, 2019
by Hugh_Kemp October 25, 2019
Kemp is a state of mind where nothing other that fornication wth any living soul matters. This included both sex's; male and female. Past studies show that most contact made while "kemp" attitudes are in place tend to be with the opposite sex or small farm animals.
"Look at that bloke he's kemping a chicken"
"Look i'm just not interested, i'm not kemp, i'm not gay"
"Look i'm just not interested, i'm not kemp, i'm not gay"
by Ali Mcelhoney April 29, 2007
by Deedee2233 December 20, 2013
by Scot Zidane April 4, 2008
To power clean a (usually intoxicated) person, then split jerk them and throw them off the top of a houseboat into the water. Usually done as a punishment for poor or unruly behaviour (such as knocking drinks out of partiers' hands), for threatening to fight (and actually fighting) inanimate objects, and for sucking at drinking games. Also sometimes done because fuck you that's why.
"If Jaime knocks one more beer out of my hand, I'm going to kemp the shit out of him."
"If Riley doesn't stop talking about how great the Liberal Party is, I'm absolutely kemping his ass."
"If Riley doesn't stop talking about how great the Liberal Party is, I'm absolutely kemping his ass."
by aquaholic_anonymous July 23, 2013