An idiot who is so far up himself he can touch his tiny brain. His dick is like a tic tac and his balls resemble sultanas. If you ever get the chance to meet one please have a tazer on hand to keep him at bay.
Oi mate, did you see that Kelan over there.? I had to pull my tazer out to stop him from touching me
by James_dean12343 February 24, 2016
an ugly person but big personality and ego and always getting girls thinks hes cute but he is not
his family loves him and always will because he is a great guy
his family loves him and always will because he is a great guy
kelan is a punk
by thefreshkiddking January 02, 2019
The cutest couple you will ever know. The only couple strong enough to get through every possible negative thing that hits them. What you wish you were.
by Heyhiiii March 08, 2019
The funniest person ever. He's always there for you when you need to vent and open up to. Sometimes he can give you mixed feelings but he won't catch feelings for you, that's just how he is. He's really good at basketball and he will always find a way to make you smile. He's a good friend and I'm thankful he's in my life.
by ilyily February 09, 2022
literally the finest smartest cutest most caring mf in existence he'll send u cute goodnight texts and make you laugh he's kind calm loving and is the type to make sure you eat all three meals a day<33
by kenyakc November 22, 2021
literally the finest smartest cutest most caring mf in existence he'll send u cute goodnight texts and make you laugh he's kind calm loving and is the type to make sure you eat all three meals a day<33
by kenyakc November 22, 2021
Ugly black male who is very unattractive and has green stink lines coming from his body. He also has aura but that aura is the mustiness of him.
by 1037North May 03, 2024