Keith Richards 

The man whom Mick Jagger wants as a sexdoll.In other,Mick's crush.

Read Keith Richards,Marianne Faithfull's Biographies....

Keith Richards by Aww October 30, 2006

keith richards' ghost 

cocaine. aka the white lady, yiggity, yoda, etc.

We spent the weekend hanging out with keith richards' ghost.

keith richards' ghost by ollie October 24, 2004

keith richards diet plan 

when you take so many drugs, nothing can kill you

Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.

keith richards diet plan by jevanyn November 14, 2011

keith richard 

when a single toe pops out of a sock

oh no! keith richard is back!

keith richard by shroomzbabayyy March 5, 2022