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Keirsten 

A Keirsten is a person who can never get their name spelled right. They get very defensive when their name is spelled the incorrect way. A Keirsten is also a comedic genius who has mega mommy issues. If you know a keirsten, befriend them at all costs. They are very loyal, and mentally ill. The perfect duo. (keep in mind: She hyper fixates on mediocre gamer boys with piano player hands)
Person A: "OMG you're so funny!"
Person B: "Thanks, not as funny as Keirsten though."

Person A: "Are you coming to the party tonight or what?"
Person B: "Sorry, my mom said no. She just beat me half to death earlier"
Person A: "Damn that sucks. You're such a Kiersten"

Person A: "Did you see that hot skater earlier? He was so cute"
Person B: "Ew no he has fat hands"
Keirsten by mommymilkersquad January 31, 2021

keirsten 

keirsten is a whore
keirsten by hehebasil January 30, 2022

Keirsten and Donte 

Keirsten and Donte are the most amazing couple in the universe! Their love and compassion lasts forever, they meet at a young age and proceed to grow there love together.
Damn! Keirsten and Donte are the perfect couple! I wish me and my girlfriend loved each other that much.
Keirsten and Donte by Babygirl2 February 25, 2019

Keirsten Baker 

One of the most beautiful girls in the world. She is kind, sweet, understanding, funny, and loving. She can turn any bad day into a good one just by smiling at you. She always has the cutest outfits, but its her eyes that make her stand out. Light green with brown sometimes. An extremely rare find, their is only one in existence.
That Kevin kid really loves that girl Keirsten Baker
Keirsten Baker by K<3K March 17, 2013
Kirsten is a sweet,loving, and kind girl. She will always take 2 chances. She knows how to get a guy to like her. She seems very shy sometimes, but when you get to know her, she is a very talkative and loud girl. She hates when people call her "Kerstin". Normally she looks happy, but there is always something wrong that she is trying to hide. She will do anything to make anyone's day better. She is the type that is girly but not to girly. She does sports, and people often say she is athletic. She is an amazing and beautiful girl. You won't find anyone like a Kirsten.
"omg look at Kirsten, she is so beautiful."
Kirsten by Bigpapi67 November 21, 2016
Kirsten is very shy at first but is really outgoing when you meet them. She is very artistic and will have lots of inside jokes with you. She will always keep secrets. She is always there even when it’s tough. Sometimes she can be moody, but she always pulls through. She is very beautiful and attracts the fittest guys.
I want to be friends with Kirsten, she is so beautiful and sweet.
Kirsten by Oomalwe May 6, 2018