Simon Kenton

Where erryone is getting preggo, it even has a day care!

Simon Kenton

by Living the Life Lydia August 17, 2009

Keaton Garbage

When you slide in Steal The Bacon (A game played in phys ed) You sir are cheating

Keaton:Your cheating due to sliding. Andrew: Well they never said we couldn't slide.Hello Keaton Garbage.

by UjvalHater7 December 17, 2018

Kenton

Literally the coolest guy u could meet. He’s funny and sweet and kind and pretty cute tbh. He gets everything and is always there.

Yooooo Kenton

by I hate spanish November 1, 2017

Keaton

The best guy you will ever meet. He has perfect blue eyes. He second guesses himself even tho he's perfect. Usually only dates one girl for a long time and is very committed. He has the best friends ever. And he makes an amazing boyfriend. He's the best kisserrr ever. Anyone who meets him will fall in love with him right away.

Keaton's girlfriend: can I please have Keaton for the night? I want to me with him this time alone
Keaton's friends: no way! We get Keaton!

by Yassss September 15, 2014

Keaton Dump

Where someone takes the biggest shit ever, then black outs and doesn't flush, or wipe. This all has to happen in a school.

Dude that kid left a Keaton Dump in the upstairs stall.

That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.

by Tikibendel April 10, 2011

Keaton

Keaton is a very funny and intelligent guy. He is probably one of the best friends you'll ever meet and has a great personality. He has a great sense of humor and he's extremely nice. This guy doesn't get mad easily but watch out for the hurricane when he does.

Oh my God have you meet Keaton he is hilarious.

by Ok let's be honest March 22, 2017

Kenton

The nicest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s always there and always has the right answers. He’s pretty cute. But he’s sooo funny, and always lightens the situation.

#hey Kenton

by I hate spanish November 1, 2017