Keefered

when you always have to pay for things for your richest friend.

Lunch dinner beers

Ex. You order breakfast together “hey I forgot my wallet, so thanks” (as they walk away and get in their brand new car and you’re stuck with the bill and a bus pass)

Man you just got keefered

by Keefering July 29, 2018

keefer

Keefer is an adjective denoting high-quality. It is frequently used to decribe marijuana but can be used in other contexts as well.

Hey man, this weed is totally keefer.

Yo Caretto, that movie was pretty keefer.

by Lynchmob44 November 7, 2008

keefers

To hit an almost impossible, seemingly random, showstopper shot that devastates, destroys, demolishes, and demoralizes the opposition.

I keefers'd that chump kid in banana.

by holl@holl@ June 20, 2008

Keefering

Anal Sex. The act of giving anal pleasure to another, predominantly male-male.

"I just got a good keefering"

by guska January 7, 2009

Keefer crossing

A school that is located in New Caney TX and I'm telling you now it's the equivalent to a prison that educates you. I won't lie there are so many Misbehaved kids that it's insane. You will also meet some very cool people. On the other hand, there are lots of assholes there. Grades: 6 - 8.

A sixth grader attends Keefer crossing middle school.

by Dragónverde September 18, 2018

Travis keefer

A huge fat ass who wont get anywhere in life and is a total dick to everyone.

Guy 1: "whats up travis"

Travis keefer: "shut up you faggot im eating a donut"

Guy 1: "screw you, im going to go piss on your car"

by divine bluntt August 19, 2011

non-Keefer

Your run-of-the-mill average-to-above-average-to-talented software engineer.

These issues are going to increasingly divert some of our best
engineering talent into test maintenance. We may eventually hit the point where non-Keefers just can't keep up.

by bchang August 10, 2007