The Kewl

A Fresno girl who goes to school in OKC. Listens to 80s music. Likes parachute pants and various other weird things like only The Kewl would. Also a real smart-ass. Not very funny but she tries.

I am The Kewl, now pump up the jam.

by Farmer Bob January 16, 2005

kewl

A stupid way of spelling "cool". Made up by morons.

"I'm a stupid whore who spells cool "kewl"

by Person who hates the word kewl October 31, 2002

kewl

a kewter, more klever, kewler way of saying 'cool'

your mom has a kewl stripper pole in her bedroom.

by effmeuptheahole December 7, 2006

kewlness

An adjective to discribe something of high liking.

"Dat whip was pure kewlness Dude."

by Tricky November 6, 2003

Kewl

A person who creates explosives in a shed or their basement with no regard to safety. most people who make TATP (triacetone triperoxide) are considered "Kewls"

Person 1: "Hey did you see that guy who made 500 grams of TATP plastic?"
Person 2: "Yea that guy is such a kewl"

by Samonie67 February 8, 2021

kewl

The way some internet users spell the word "cool". May be also concidered a part of 1337 speech.

The music is kewl.

by Imp June 19, 2004

kewl

A spelling of "cool" that makes fun of the word "kool."
It is much more interesting than the word "cool," since "cool" and "kool" have become cliche and pretty much lost their meaning. Many people seem to have a problem with "kewl" because they have sticks up their asses and actually complain about how people say "cool." All I can say is... "Take it Bitch."

"Hey I've got a surprise for you..."
"Really?....kewl!"

by SpazKat April 17, 2006