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Kourtney Kardashian

The only Kardashian-Jenner that realizes that it isn't about affording, it's about radiation while Khloe Kardashian is telling her to die with a good Snapchat going through.
"It's not about affording, it's about radiation."
-Kourtney Kardashian
by evelynjean May 20, 2020
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Kardashian

James: That girl looks plastic.
Antonio: Oh wow! must be a Kardashian
by Kidswillbekids September 8, 2019
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Kardashian Kurse

The phenomena that occurs when a black man gets involved with any member of the female Kardashian clan, including the Jenner sisters, known side effects of said relationship are witnessed as a decline in the men's cognitive abilities and rapid deterioration in aforementioned men's career.

Confirmed Victims are known to be: Kanye West, Lamar Odom & Tyga.

Pending Victims: Travis Scott

Interestingly enough, the Kardashian Kurse appears to work in reverse when the Kardashian is a male, as witnessed by the lifetime L currently being held by Rob Kardashian.
Jay - Z: Goddamn!! When is Ye going to escape the Kardashian Kurse so he can finally release a good album, I can't make Watch the Throne 2 when he's like this!!
by Arcstriker September 25, 2017
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Kardashian

An irritating species that dwells in the lovely state of California. They like their coffee how they like their men, except for the exception of Scott Disick. They use strange vocabulary because they never got an education. Plastic surgery is their god and they wouldn’t be rich without it. They’re so desperate for attention they’ll post nudes on their social media’s even though they have fucking kids.
North: “Mommy how did you become famous?!”

Kim Kardashian: “shit...”
by Shookums666 August 18, 2018
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Kim Kardashian

A talent-less creature that resides in the depths of Beverly hills. The Kim Kardashian is an intriguing creature as it's body is made out of 85% plastic, although this is physically impossible scientists are still baffled on how this creatures exists.

The Kim Kardashian is extremely famous due to it's extremely high sexual potency which leads to it creating very bad sex tapes. The Kardashian is known to breed in a concerning rate as it gives birth to two young per marriage than divorces annually.

The Kim Kardashian is mentally controlled by the Queen Kardashian known as a 'Kris Jenner" or Scientifically named "The Utalenteuos Whoreous" Thankfully the Kris Jenner is no longer fertile however she has whole new litter that will soon produce a new generation of attention whore's.
Kim Kardashian: Some how it's famous and it's very prone to attention seeking
by ThelovelyDictionary December 14, 2016
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kardashian

To fart and queef at the same time.
She was cute, but she could clear the dance floor with one kardashian.
by Hank TADD April 11, 2009
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Kim Kardashian

A chick who's famous for having a big ass and a sex tape.
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. May 30, 2008
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