karate kid

One of those stupid kids who ruin a show by doing a bunch of high kicks and then hitting you in the face with an elbow because they think they're God damn ninjas. They males are easily recognizable by their girl-cut designer jeans and effeminate haircuts. They are noted for not having any rhythm as they do not actually listen to music.

Note #1: they are not ninjas.
Note #2: they are as lame as Ralph Macchio

I'd do something about that damn karate kid who kicked me, but I'm too drunk and out of shape. Curses!

by Ross Sewage March 17, 2006

karate kid

Someone who has such a gift for karate.

David,Greg,Mel,Tom,Robert,and Karl are all quite the karate kids; they have all earned blackbelts in karate.

by JMC70 March 26, 2017

karate kid law

When you challenge a sensei to a duel in their dojo and they have to accept your challenge.

Dude you gotta let me duel you in your dojo, it's karate kid law.

by JoeShroe February 27, 2017

Karate Kid Face

1. The face that Danny LaRusso from The Karate Kid makes when he scores a table hockey goal on his date with Ali Mills. An open mouth and uncontrollable head vibration are required.

2. The face that happens spontaneously when something super cool happens.

Dude, you just did karate kid face!

by Ryan & Tristan June 17, 2008

Karate Kid Fart

The act of farting while standing on one foot with arms raised, resembling the famous Karate Kid scene.

I was both amazed and disgusted by his Karate Kid fart.

by _kamzilla February 03, 2010

Karate Kid 2

When you dislocate the arms of your opponent, then grab them by the waist, shake them back and forth beating them to death with their own arms, thus imitating the Japanese drum in the Karate Kid 2

I pulled a Karate Kid 2 on the Douche in the bar that stepped to me!!

by Spankykingston August 11, 2009

Alan the Karate Kid

An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.

Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord

by Slurpinslime December 09, 2013