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Mexican Ground Karate

A martial arts style developed by famous Only Fans model Craig Crelinsten. MGK is mainly known for its contribution to creating the renowned "oil check" technique.
Virgin 1: "I keep getting oil checked by those Mexican Ground Karate guys at the open mat"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"
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kapotnik 

Someone who takes credit for something artistic or creative that they didn't do because they are a sad and hopeless person in school *cough cough* LIFE *cough cough*
Person 1: Look at that asshole, he's such an art kapotnik.
Person 2: My sister?
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Karoline 

Karoline is one of the most prettiest girls out there. She is also funny, sweet, romantic, outgoing, caring, speacial to many. She's sometimes rude.. but she doesn't listen to any shit people give her. She stands up for her beliefs, her friends, her family and others. Karoline's can sometimes act very immature, like a 5 year old, she is very sarcastic, and loves teasing people but sometimes she over does it. She is quite pure and just incredibly talented. She is very determined to get what she wants and doesn't like to let the people she cares about down. She can be seriously bitchy most of the time too but that is just who she is but once you get your eyes on her you'll get over it. Karoline's also have a really nice body but they usually take foregranted. If u ever fall in love with a karoline... don't let her down, always check up on her and make her smile, tell her u love her and just be good to her because she's not someone u want to lose in ur life.
That guy: Yooo did u see that girl over there???
Other guy: Yeah that's my girlfriend Karoline.
Karoline by Jdksuddbdh February 2, 2017

No Karate In The Pit 

When some random person who has clearly never been in a mosh pit decides to start flailing his arms around like a retard and smacks people in the face
everyone else: (pushes each other aggressively and yelling)

Annoying Karate Kid: (Screams REEEEEE!! While flailing his arms)

Singer:(Stops concert) "Hey!, Theres no Karate In The Pit

karate kid law 

When you challenge a sensei to a duel in their dojo and they have to accept your challenge.
Dude you gotta let me duel you in your dojo, it's karate kid law.
karate kid law by JoeShroe February 27, 2017
A Beautiful, Intellegent, Outgoing person, who is always up for anything and will be a great mom someday.Crazier than you can believe, Can't Drive, but sure can make your tires burn rubber.
"id like to have me a karola"
Karola by Angelfish9 January 21, 2009