The art, nay skill, of being able to masturbate inside of a VW Bus while driving it at the same time.
Guy 1: Dude, you were swerving all over the place last night, were you drunk?
Guy 2: Naw, man. I had to kapsturbate.
Guy 2: Naw, man. I had to kapsturbate.
by kapsturbator June 26, 2010
Get the kapsturbate mug.The kapsula is from Algeria and is the descendent of an alien species that landed near Al Salah. That is where he got the name Kapsula. Kapsula doesn’t eat cheese. Its food of choice is salmon. Kapsula cannot be explained. He once ate subway for a year straight. If you find him, you must bring him in for further studies.
Kapsula! How can you eat with no food in your fridge?
Response from kapsula: it’s okay man I have salmon.
Response from kapsula: it’s okay man I have salmon.
by Algerian farmer February 15, 2022
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Kapsalakis
• Kapstar
• kapsalon
• kapsarc
• kapsawmsang
• kapse
• Kapsel
• Kapsian
• kapsiao
• Kapsit
by kps October 23, 2004
Get the kapslock mug.A girl who doesn't know how to Be unique and just copies her friends and sucks up to them regardless
Pronounced - Cap;Sew;Ta
Noun
Plural - Kapstuhae
Pronounced - Cap;Sew;Ta
Noun
Plural - Kapstuhae
Person A - Jeez Don't you think that Emma Belingan is a Kapsutha?
Person B - No Reitu is worse
Or
Those St Mary's u16's are such Kapstuhae - they all want to be like Thabsy01 on IG
Person B - No Reitu is worse
Or
Those St Mary's u16's are such Kapstuhae - they all want to be like Thabsy01 on IG
by Sax100 April 9, 2015
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Get the Kapsones mug.Kapse:/noun/ It is a surname. It's fun to call people by their surnames especially when their surname is as good as kapse.They might look like they're irritated when you call them kapse but they secretly like it. Kapses are intelligent and Smart. They love to read. A lot. But are actually dumb.., the dumbest,...mostest dumbestest dumbass. But 'our' dumbass is what their friends call them.
They are bored 24×7. Kapses are a whole mood. They like to read and are a drama queen. Studies have shown that they have an extremely comfortable lap known to provide comfort to several species. It also cures their boredom.
They are the kind of people who listen to both dil and dimaag. They are the most insane but best kind of people. Being a kapse is not an easy job😮 💨
The best way to be friends with a kapse is to be like us.
Pro tip: Never make a kapse angry ;)
They are bored 24×7. Kapses are a whole mood. They like to read and are a drama queen. Studies have shown that they have an extremely comfortable lap known to provide comfort to several species. It also cures their boredom.
They are the kind of people who listen to both dil and dimaag. They are the most insane but best kind of people. Being a kapse is not an easy job😮 💨
The best way to be friends with a kapse is to be like us.
Pro tip: Never make a kapse angry ;)
by starglitter December 5, 2021
Get the kapse mug.A Greek word that denotes the kind of love that burns so ardently that it threatens to consume itself
Also refers to the initial phase of complete infatuation with a new love — you hate to be away from them, and your thoughts are consumed by them. This intense state of feeling leads one to suppress their self-respect in order to act irrationally for the sake of the person they desire.
Also refers to the initial phase of complete infatuation with a new love — you hate to be away from them, and your thoughts are consumed by them. This intense state of feeling leads one to suppress their self-respect in order to act irrationally for the sake of the person they desire.
Dimitri The Greek: "She is my kapsoura"
George The Greek: "Damn bro you are really down bad for her"
Dimitri The Greek: "I can't stand being away from her"
George The Greek: "Listen to some laika, it will go away"
George The Greek: "Damn bro you are really down bad for her"
Dimitri The Greek: "I can't stand being away from her"
George The Greek: "Listen to some laika, it will go away"
by NavySealYoMom December 16, 2022
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