kaploodle

1. The epitome of internet asshattery.
2. An annoying member of an internet message board who thrives on spamming it up with his eqully irritating friends.

Random Guy A: *On-topic post*
Random Guy B: *On-topic follow-up post*
Kaploodle: OMG GHEY SPAM! WHEEE!
Random Guy C: You're such a twatstick.

by The ghey SPAM crew July 23, 2004

Kabloowie

The act of ejaculating or climaxing during sexual intercourse with a female. The action is often associated with a perplexing or mirthful facial expression by the male, as he empties his manload into his female counterpart.

John: "Did you get lucky last night with that girl from the bar?"

Steve: "You know it! I took her back to my place and went KABLOOWIE all up inside her."

John: "Nice. Probably the first time you haven't gicked early."

by The BodySquared April 18, 2011

Kerploowee

To “Kerploowee” means to ejaculate or get a nut off.

Brian: “yo bro! I just kerplooweed all over this broad’s face”

Evan: “Ayy yo dude! I’m gonna Kerploowee my bitch later tonight”

by Kerploowee January 13, 2022

kaplooge

It's used to describe a plopping sound

The leaf fell with a kaplooge

by Kablamman June 12, 2023

Kaplooie

Kaplooie is a word used to express mild surprise and/or disappointment. A ridiculous and silly word.

"Cake?"
"No cake."
"Cake?"
"No cake. Get to work or I'm sending you to the moon."

"Kaplooie."

by S_9 June 12, 2025

Kaplooted

The act of defeat or feeling defeated. A more definitive way of losing or being at a loss.

Christian was Kaplooted after a hard days work.

If John doesn’t work overtime, the whole project is going to Kaploot!

by Yeah This Is Pete’s Pizza March 23, 2026