Dutch word for cancer. Used obsessively by Dutch youth, both in real and on the internet.
1. A word describing a deadly disease.
2. An adjective to anything. Making the word more "extreme".
3. A verb meaning to go away or to "fuck off". Considered very unfriendly. Should never be used by foreigners, because it will result in them getting beat up badly.
4. A verb meaning to be talking negatively about something or to curse on something. Very old fashioned.
1. A word describing a deadly disease.
2. An adjective to anything. Making the word more "extreme".
3. A verb meaning to go away or to "fuck off". Considered very unfriendly. Should never be used by foreigners, because it will result in them getting beat up badly.
4. A verb meaning to be talking negatively about something or to curse on something. Very old fashioned.
1. Ik heb kanker. / I have cancer.
2. Kankermongool. / Cancermongol. (It should be noted that mongol is the Dutch word used to describe people with Down syndrome.)
3. Kanker op. / Go away/Fuck off. (No, seriously, don't ever use this.)
4. Hou eens op met kankeren op... / Stop being so negative about...
All uses combined:
Het maakt me niet uit dat je moeder kanker heeft, je moeten gewoon niet zo kankeren over het gebruik van het woord kanker en anders kan je op kankeren, kankerjong. / I don't care that your mother has cancer, you just shouldn't be talking negatively about the use of the word cancer and if otherwise you can fuck off, cancerchild.
2. Kankermongool. / Cancermongol. (It should be noted that mongol is the Dutch word used to describe people with Down syndrome.)
3. Kanker op. / Go away/Fuck off. (No, seriously, don't ever use this.)
4. Hou eens op met kankeren op... / Stop being so negative about...
All uses combined:
Het maakt me niet uit dat je moeder kanker heeft, je moeten gewoon niet zo kankeren over het gebruik van het woord kanker en anders kan je op kankeren, kankerjong. / I don't care that your mother has cancer, you just shouldn't be talking negatively about the use of the word cancer and if otherwise you can fuck off, cancerchild.
by Iliekdrugs March 06, 2011
kanker tiefus zooi!!
by Gohla February 03, 2004
Dutch for Cancer
Used as:
1. an insult such as Kankerlijer (lit. someone who has cancer)
2. a prefix meaning Super or Very as in Kankerlekker (supercool)
3. an alternative to neuk op (or fuck off), kanker op
Used as:
1. an insult such as Kankerlijer (lit. someone who has cancer)
2. a prefix meaning Super or Very as in Kankerlekker (supercool)
3. an alternative to neuk op (or fuck off), kanker op
1. krijg de kanker!! (get cancer)
2. je haar is kankerlekker! (your hair is suppa fly!)
3. kanker op, dikzak!! (fuck off, fatass lit. cancer off, fatsack)
2. je haar is kankerlekker! (your hair is suppa fly!)
3. kanker op, dikzak!! (fuck off, fatass lit. cancer off, fatsack)
by Nathan F May 13, 2008
Orginating from the word "knackered", kankered refers to that tired, exhausted feeling particularly after a night out.
"Ergh, I'm feeling absolutely kankered from last night!"
"Okay, i'm out, i'm completely kaaankered from that gig"
"Okay, i'm out, i'm completely kaaankered from that gig"
by ZoWheee! June 27, 2006
by MattPiecesWilson-Smith March 24, 2012
The Kanker Sisters( May, Lee, and Marie) are a trio of girls that have a crush on the Eds in the Cartoon Network show Ed Edd n Eddy. They frequently bully the Eds by kissing them and forcing them to play footsies by locking up their feet and wiggling their red toes for hours. They torture the Eds by using red lipstick to leave lipstick marks and red nail polish on their toes and fingernails.
The Kanker Sisters painted their toenails with bright red nail polish and then made Ed Edd n Eddy play footsies with them while the Eds screamed in agony.
by PrabYugop January 10, 2015