kanaka

A popular fad diet where one can lose 10, 20, or even 100 pounds where one gets severely beaten up by a female of the human species. The client is admitted to a hospital and gets his/her jaw wired shut- forced to be on a liquid diet for at least three weeks.

Jeffa (Heffer) gave Tony a special Tae-Bo kanaka and Tony lost 35 pounds.

by poiboy January 16, 2005

Kanaka Maoli

Native Person

He kanaka maoli au.
(I am a native person) I am a kanaka maoli.

by Danumba1 January 18, 2018

kanakas

Kanakas is a religion, where Kanakas the allgod, is THE GOD OF EVERYTHING!!, in Kanakas, Taco tuesday is EVERYDAY!!, Penguins are worse than the Devil himself, Where Valera is legal, and Where Rape is sacred, Varpisauri is the god of punishment, Drugs are good, and where prayers end with a loud "YEEET", or "YEEA BOIIIIIIIII"

"PRAISE THE KANAKAS!! OR YOU SHALL GET CONSTANTLY EATEN BY VARPISAURI FOR ALL OF ETERNITY"

by 69Kana69 May 11, 2018