Kalen is a jiggapuff dead ass she the biggest but crack and eyes ever and she will remind you of Pokémon creature “jiggapuff” her diet consist of water and Thai food.
kalen is the best person ever. he has the biggest cock in the world. he is so funny and he makes everyone laugh just with his giggle 😄. but he’s also a sensitive little cunt and he is annoying
Kalens are very extraordinary and one of a kind. They are usually very fruity and like to mess around. They often resemble some type of animals, such as turtles. The tolerance for gays are usually as small as his dick, but don't let them trick you as they are hiding something about their sexuality from you ;). They usually like to change their hairstyle often and are very quirky.
Frank: Damn who was that guy you were talking to?
Lisa: Some guy called Kalen, he's very quirky.
Frank: I want to be like a Kalen!
When you sneeze after eating some nasty ass cafeteria pizza and the projectile of snot that comes out of your nose literally covers your Michael Jordan t-shirt sleeve in nose shit and everyone leaves the table. And then this stupid ass arab doesn't get that someones shirt just got 9/11'd on with boogies.