Kalen 

Kalen is a jiggapuff dead ass she the biggest but crack and eyes ever and she will remind you of Pokémon creature “jiggapuff” her diet consist of water and Thai food.

Wow that’s a Kalen

Kalen by Whinne April 6, 2018

kalen 

kalen is the best person ever. he has the biggest cock in the world. he is so funny and he makes everyone laugh just with his giggle 😄. but he’s also a sensitive little cunt and he is annoying

girl 1: i love kalen .... he is so sexy

girl 2: i know right

girl 1: he’s my bf

kalen by kal2 November 3, 2020

Kalen 

the cool guy

kalen is cool

Kalen by gbtutjtjkjjjj tjjtjjt September 23, 2021

Kalen 

Kalens are very extraordinary and one of a kind. They are usually very fruity and like to mess around. They often resemble some type of animals, such as turtles. The tolerance for gays are usually as small as his dick, but don't let them trick you as they are hiding something about their sexuality from you ;). They usually like to change their hairstyle often and are very quirky.

Frank: Damn who was that guy you were talking to?
Lisa: Some guy called Kalen, he's very quirky.
Frank: I want to be like a Kalen!

Kalen by Peter File ;) July 18, 2022

Kalen 

When you sneeze after eating some nasty ass cafeteria pizza and the projectile of snot that comes out of your nose literally covers your Michael Jordan t-shirt sleeve in nose shit and everyone leaves the table. And then this stupid ass arab doesn't get that someones shirt just got 9/11'd on with boogies.

Dude, holy shit! John just kalen'd!

Kalen by Shraban Baishnab September 24, 2011

Kalen 

Kalen is the type of guy with the longest wood that could pattern tomiwa any day and all of the Nansen know

Ay what is that kalen he’s a shweet one

Kalen by Shmuck25 August 26, 2019

Kalen 

The kind that shoots marshmallow gun balls at a target on its closet.

Woah! did you see that Kalen shoot the marshmallow gun!

Kalen by Spagetti Meetballs January 13, 2010