Kalea

Kalea is a good looking girl. She is very smart. Kalea loves all her friends. Kalea is a very weird and funny person everyone wants to be around her. She is okay with a lot of things. Kalea likes to defend her friends. Kalea is also a very sporty person. Kalea is an amazingly wonderful girl.

Kalea is a person that brings joy to others.

by BMSBaller January 13, 2015

Kaleia

An exotic island beauty and the quirkiest individual you will ever meet.

Kaleia is a wonderful person.

by Kaleiascope May 14, 2011

Kale Kiri

Persian slang that means "Dick head" .

Used between boys (mostly) to show love between each other .

-Chetori Kale Kiri ?

* Chetori = how u doing ? *

by Hippogryph Rider April 6, 2019

Kalea

Kalea is a weird, crazy, and goofy girl! She’s always being loud and annoying, but she’s hilarious! She’s always joking around and making people laugh. She loves to hang out with people that enjoy joking around with her. That’s what people love about her. They love her funny and goofy personality! Kalea is also a sweet girl. She’s the type of friend to get you a birthday gift every year, give advice whenever you need it, and be willing to hang out on the weekends. She’s also really mean sometimes but in a playful way. She doesn’t intend to hurt anyone, it’s just apart of her personality. Kalea has many people who enjoy her being around, but a lot of people hate her too. She doesn’t care about the haters and always keeps a smile on her face! :) If you ever become friends with a Kalea, never lose her or you’re gonna regret it!

Kalea is so weird!

by 💞💖🤪 November 30, 2018

kale-bag

A person who mindlessly adopts society's health, exercise, or diet trends, often blithely engaging in irrational consumer behaviors merely to conform to what social media or particular health club acquaintances claim to be effective for accomplishing fitness goals, but in reality reflecting nothing more than a douchebag who "yearns to belong" by proclaiming to be into "healthy living" (i.e., a kale-bag).

Idiot person on conformi-zombie diet: "I had a delicious and nutritious kale, quinoa, and goat cheese emu-egg omelette for breakfast!"
Reasonable person: "You are a frickin' kale-bag."

Person who baselessly claims to be a "runner": "My IT band injury escalated after that 5K; I'm going to be using the foam roller for the rest of the day!"
Actual runner: "You frickin' kale-bag."

Crossfit freak: "I did 50 squat-jump-burpee-lunges and 20 kettle bell jump-pullup-lifts, and then I went to Whole Foods to get a kale shake."
Person who uses brain: "Congratulations! You're a kale-bag!"

by Peachdog Jones December 13, 2013

kaleah

a beautiful person with deep dark brown eyes and hair. that person has an amazing personality and sometimes can be the best person on earth. she/he can be annoying but, you love them i love them everyone needs a kaleah in their. i just happy to have one right by my side.

person 1-i wish i had a kaleah

person 2-me too, they're so awesome

by cutemaster2 August 2, 2014

Kalea

Kalea is a beautiful, smart funny, and insane girl. She is the kind of girl that everyone wants to be around, except for the haters. Kalea always has a boyfriend, and is an eye-catcher. Those boys are honored to have Kalea. While Kalea is very funny, she is also insane. She is kind of evil, but also very kind. See? Weird. Also, no one should mess with Kalea, because she is very fierce. There are many mysteries about Kalea. Maybe you might meet one in you life!

Boy 1: Hey, I think I am gonna ask Kalea out. Do you think she'll say yes?
Boy 2: Uummm. No. I am already dating her.
Boy 1: Dang it.
Boy 3: Dang it.
Boy 4: Dang it.
Boy 5: Dang it.
Boy 6: Dang it.
Boy 7: Dang it.
Boy 8: Dang it.
Boy 9: Dang it.
etc.

by anaandbh June 1, 2018