Kale

A fucking legend who has the biggest dick and fucks bitches

Fuck I bet kales is ducking butches right now

by Kaleee November 16, 2017

Kale

Trapper of the century

My nigga kale is the plug he got that gas

by Nick orourke August 12, 2019

Kale

An expression used when describing something that's totally rad. It's not just cool, it's green, it's sustainable, it will last......it's kale. Phonetic Spelling: K-h-ale

"Oh my gosh! Where did you get that? So kale."

by Jecelia May 13, 2015

Kale

A leafy green vegetable that smells and tastes like ass.

Geez Mom, how come we have to eat Kale every night? Can't you make some salad once in a while?

by rpfeff November 17, 2003

Kale

NOT A VEGTABLE. THIS IS A MAN> who acts like a 4 year old, HE HAS A HUGE FOREHEAD. HE IS A PLAYER

Girl 1: THeres that dreamy boy kale
GIrl 2 : EWW GROSS(runs away)

by Someone to you October 26, 2018

Kale

Not a hipster cabbage. Just a hip couple! They are so cute and sweet and the cutest!

OMG look it's Kale they are so cute!

Kale is my favourite ship

by Invisible.strudel November 12, 2019

Kale

The most sweetest guy in the world but when it comes down to it at the end of the day he will tear your pussy up he loves pussy and will make you never want a different dick again get yourself a kale he suck a sweetie pie!

I got me some kale dick last night

by Getyousome May 24, 2018