A REAL Kaeya Simp 

In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.

Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.

A REAL Kaeya Simp by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022

Kaeya Simp 

A Kaeya Simp is a person who loves Kaeya Alberich from the popular game Genshin Impact. Kaeya Simps either want to fuck him so hard or just like his voluptuous tiddies. Their pinterest feed is most likely full of Kaeya fanart and their search history is full of Kaeya rule 34 and Kaeya nsfw. Most of the reasons people simp for Kaeya because of his big overstuffed tiddies or his 7-10 inch dong which they want to ride.

Kaeya Simp: I love Kaeya so much! I can talk about him all day.

Person: You are such a Kaeya Simp.

Kaeya Simp by Someone Unpopular 69 November 6, 2022

Kaiba-sensai 

A big pp'd uwu femboy who is also a giant prick and eats alot despite being thinner then a fucking lampost

Person1: is that kaiba-sensai because that dude looks like a prick
Person2: could be let's go ask

Kaiba-sensai by Kaiba-sensai April 25, 2021

Kaia Syndrome 

The situation and condition in which where, when learning a foriegn language, you start to slowly get worse at your first language.

"so i has been learning german recently..."

"Uh, dude, don't you mean 'I *have* been?"

"Oh, oops, you're right. Sorry, I've been suffering from Kaia Syndrome"

Kaia Syndrome by Robinhayaka April 27, 2021

I could eat Kavya Subramanian 

Basically ur just really hungry.

Damn I'm so hundry, I could eat Kavya Subramanian rn

I could eat Kavya Subramanian by Mochitochilichi May 7, 2025

Seto Kaiba 

Kinda like the anime version of Scrooge McDuck, although much less fluffy.

"Screw the rules, I have green hair".
-Seto Kaiba

Seto Kaiba by Busard January 12, 2011

Seto Kaiba 

The ultimate atheist who does not allow himself to be controlled by his past, he makes his own destiny. He had many visions because the Millenium Items such as the Rod (He was the wielder of the Millenium Rod in a past life, three thousand years ago.) and the Tauk (to show him fighting Yugi, Pharoah Atem in his past life) showed visions to him, still, he believes they are mind tricks played on him. His parents died when he was ten and he was sent to an orphanage. Determined to turn thier life around, Seto challenge Gonazaburo Kaiba, the reigning chess champion and buisness tycoon, to a game of chess. Seto made a deal with Gonazaburo. If Seto won the match, Gonazaburo would adopt him. Seto won and being adopted did not conclude Seto's hardships. Seto was overworked while Gonazaburo trained him to inherit is company, KaibaCorp. During this long process, Seto became cold and heartless.
The ambitious man aquired the last name Kaiba and he took over his step-father's company by using the company's board of directors "The Big Five." He turned KaibaCorp into a gaming company instead of a company that makes instruments for war. Also Seto plays and loves Duel Monsters a card game and he will not settle for second best. Seto is always obessed with beating Yugi but he never surmonted him. He has an affinity for using the rare Blue Eyes White Dragon monster card and he has all three copies in the world in his deck.

When Seto Kaiba was in the orphanage, he told his brother Mokuba, to toughen up and not to expect anyone to help them out in their time of adversity. Instead of praying or begging, Seto used his superior intelligence to climb out of skid row and become one of the most prosperous buissness men in the world.

Seto Kaiba by KaibaCorpCEO July 18, 2004