Kristers

He is just a super nice guy. He will make you feel better about anything. He is such a good friend. He’s loyal, brave, caring. If you have someone named krister in your life hold on to him never lose him. He will get anything your talking about and you will love every moment with him. You should feel lucky if your reading this

you: r u sleeping?
kristers: nop want to know something
you: okay?
kristers: your really pretty

by You don’t even want to know November 22, 2021

kaiserschlacht

Mad BF1 operation

Person 1: have you played kaiserschlacht yet
Person 2: no
Person 1: twat

by Grimhhch November 1, 2022

kaiserschmarrn

A delicious german dish that consists of small pancakes. Commonly served with apple sauce

'ill get the Kaiserschmarrn without apple sauce'
'okay!'

by Kweeny February 15, 2024

Kaiserschmarrn

one huge destroyed pancake

do you like kaiserschmarrn with or without raisins better?

kaiserschmarrn with apple sauce?

by celestethebest11 June 22, 2025

Dirty kristers

Dirty kristers; a person who gets so sexually aroused by lobsters, they have to slap themselves in the face with a car to get a hold of themselves

Oh my god look away there's a lobster you dirty kristers

by The slores December 18, 2023