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King Kahuna 

A rude, malicious, tyrannical person who took advantage of Natural Selection's best modder (see wordVoogru/word). Was known to use cheats that was accidentally implemented into NSAdmin. In the end, he was ousted by Voogru and the community of voogru.com. Upon his ousting, he deliberately stooped to the intelligence level capable of a 3rd grader, using ban threats, IRC insults, and even threatening to call the FBI on people in false accusations.

Commonly seen with lapdogs kittymor and Landshark, and his prepubescent idiot of a son, Prince Kahuna.

Also seen in urbandictionary.com making up false stories so bad, the critics want to hold a .357 to their head screaming "END IT NOW!"

Synonyms: wordasshat/word
NSPlayer: Hey King, where did you get that stuff? Half of that isn't researched yet!
KingKahuna: nsa_ban NSPlayer
King Kahuna by Godfather September 4, 2003
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Big Kahuna Reef

1. The act of fully inserting one's head between two cushions, upside-down with legs in the air on a leather couch for sexual pleasure/humiliation reasons. Popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.

2. The act of inserting one's head fully into a bull's anus and being dragged around a field for sexual/humiliation reasons. Also popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.

3. A highly successful 'Match Three' puzzle game, developed for mobile phones by 'I-play' games development company. Also popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.
1. "I heard Martin Kemp is really into the whole 'Big Kahuna Reef' thing. That's why he does all those leather couch adverts on TV. Sick."

2. "He was found dead in a field in Fife, suffocated and trampled, another example of a Big Kahuna Reef gone so very, very wrong."

3. "Hey I like this mobile phone game! It's called 'Big Kahuna Reef'."
Big Kahuna Reef by Liquid Sky November 25, 2007
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Bite the big Kahuna Burger 

to fuck up; to be highly unsuccessful; to crash and burn in embarrassment with extremely unfortunate and dire consequences; to be defeated; a disastrous effort; to get royally beaten; to be demoralized and overcome by adversity similar to recent efforts by Quentin Tarantino to produce a good movie.
Dude, I knew she was gonna bite the big Kahuna Burger when she went out with your skank ass...all you wanted was a piece...she wanted to take you home to Ma and Pa

Kaurav Empire 

The Kaurav Empire ( 421BCE - 104BCE) was an ancient dynasty on the Eastern Indus plain, modern day Punjab. The Kaurav Rashtra is believed to be one of the sixteen Mahajanapadas, 'Great Kingdoms' of the Second Urbanization in what is now south Kapurthala. The Kauravas are believed to be the royal blood of the 100 sons of the King Kuru and Queens Vahini, Shubhangani, RIneshawari and Nisharani. Any individual who adheres the surname Kaura, is assumed to be a descendent of the Kaurav throne.
Kaurav Empire refers to the kingdom from East Punjab, adhereing modern day Kaura's to be of the royal Kaurav bloodline .
Kaurav Empire by TheLordWhoCreates December 5, 2022

kagurabachi 

Kagurabachi is an upcoming shonen manga. The joke is that it looks so generic it's actually funny. It's the "badass swordsman" trope done for the millionth time.
The meme that started on twitter is that the series is gonna be the best piece of fiction
Guy 1: Yo kagurabachi is gonna be the greatest shonen in all of history
Guy 2: Faaaaaax
kagurabachi by Manualink September 16, 2023

King Kahuna 

King Kahuna by Anonymous July 24, 2003

King Kahuna 

1. The guy who banned people for cheating, but cheated himself.

2. Selfess old bastard that likes men.

3. The Kahunastratator or the bastard that bans anyone in the NS community for playing NSAdmin.

4. High on drugs.
1. Guy1: King Kahuna banned me.
Guy2: I heard you have to suck his dick to get unbanned
King Kahuna by KingHater June 17, 2003