kuta

A prank where you fart into your phone when someone picks up then hang up.

watch this, I am going to kuta JJ when he picks up the phone

by big ghey chris 69 July 26, 2006

kuta

A guy who talks to multiple women at the same time

Oh look at that kuta... ughh

by gogloveralwasy March 14, 2017

Kuta Punch

The trademarked punch that drives all the girlies crazy.

Gimme some of that Kuta Punch or I am going to die

by txst mu sig February 18, 2013

kala kuta

a black dogg

that is a Kala Kuta

by Harpall gotee wala August 02, 2021

Kuta Shank

To describe someone anesthetically pleasing

"Did you see Alexsandra? Shes kuta shank!"

by eski4893028 October 28, 2007

Hairy Barry Kuta

A chick who marries a dude and both mutually and definitively agree that all noodles are served better with hair mixed into it the bowl. (All types and color of hair are valid).

Brian: Man that hairy barry kuta from Noodles and Company tasted like straight dung.

Red: It was so not fire.

by Chuck Norris Step Brother May 24, 2018

KUTA

kick up the arse

He still hasn't done it; I'll have to give him a KUTA

by January 27, 2022