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A chick who marries a dude and both mutually and definitively agree that all noodles are served better with hair mixed into it the bowl. (All types and color of hair are valid).
Brian: Man that hairy barry kuta from Noodles and Company tasted like straight dung.

Red: It was so not fire.
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