Knot

An esoteric multiplex often heard as a "Not" by the wicked, but understood at great depth by the wise, usually used in complex situations with other words that also have double meanings

Joseph Smith was KNOT, KNOT, KNOT, KNOT, a TRUE prophet of God

by BlueEyesWhiteBoy April 20, 2023

Knot

(n) An item which prevents an individual from wearing skinny jeans (see: swagga;not to be confused with swagger{for obvious reasons}).

Try as I might, this knot continues to prevent me (an individual) from wearing this pair of skinny jeans to the upcoming Alanis Moresett concert. For shame, for I (also an individual) adamantly feel that said pair of jeans accentuates my most voluptuous features. I am more angry and unsatisfied than a fat bitch that gotta make a second trip to the "co'na sto'" because she ate her wallet on the way there.

by -us January 28, 2009

Knot

Another name for a butt hole

This definition comes from the similarity of a balloon knot to the shape and look of a butt hole

Bob: "hey Joe, you're a fag"
Joe: "you can lick my knot Bob"

by tHe ReAl DeFiNiTiOn August 13, 2012

knot

Patch of genital herpes

What a large knot that you have by your vagina.

by Gonnagetcha December 17, 2005

knot

A person's head,usually topped with a chav hat.

Yeah that homey came up on my Daytons when I was at his female's house, so I'm gonna have to lock my Glock and put it to his knot.

by el dosko July 16, 2008

Knot

If you Have you ever seen a dog penis then you would love to fap to it right...... Right

A dogs knot looks kinda like a pea in the pod that's alot bigger than the other peas. (except its a penis not a pod).

Ik a furrys dream right well don't worry because once getting knotted the animals massive building throbbing hunormous knotting cock is stuck in your arse (oopsie daisy) you can't really get it out other than dying and going to hell.

A normal day is the house am I right........ Right.

Guy 1:dude I just learned how to make a really good knot for fishing.
Guy 2: really wha........
Retard: LOOK AT THIS DOG PENIS YES BIG YES TASTY YESSSSS WELL DON'T WORRY I WILL CUT IT OFF AND PUT IT INSIDE YOU NOW YAY
jew: I'm calling the cars with sirens on them.
Guy 2: I am die now
REATRD: ANOTHER DAY SAVED YAY YAY NOW ITS TIME FOR YIFFING.
Dog: death is an option

by Big boy the third November 17, 2018

knot

A nickname often used by gamer geeks who are fans of the crappy metal band called slipknot.

B2K KnoT

Knot -iD-

2F `kn0t

Etc.

by Rune Anderson July 15, 2008