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My neighbor Betty Sue gave me the best knobber of my life.

Betty Sue: "Hey Jimmy for twenty bucks I'll give you a knobber."

Jimmy: "What's a knobber?

(Ziiippp, sluuuuurp, guuuulllllp, sluuuurp....OMFG....splat!)

Jimmy: Here's a fifty keep the change.
Knobber by Felini Digital January 30, 2021
A Knobber is a blowjob that you want but you really don’t want because you will regret what gave it to you, regardless of race, sex or species.
Okay, I’ll let you give me a Knobber.
Knobber by JoeTheKnobber May 9, 2025

Knobber. 

Affectionate name for a friend or loved one. Forest slang.
Knobber. by Lexx Luthor January 13, 2010

Knobber Nugget 

When an individual is giving their partner head in the sixty-nine position and all of a sudden they see a dingle berry.
Brad “Why did you get up and stop?”
Shelly “I was into it until I saw your knobber nugget. Now get up and wash your ass.”
Knobber Nugget by Hamsterjam April 7, 2019

Knobber job 

Someone who is so fucking stupid you don’t even know what to call him
“Manny you fucking knobber job
Knobber job by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.