kmc

kiss my (ass) cheeks

Yo bitch, get over here n kmc

by L-L Approved October 6, 2004

kmc

kiss my cunt

"I fucking hate you, kmc!"

by yaki December 6, 2014

KMC Alignment Issues

A Keyboard/Mouse/Computer Alignment Issue is a variation of obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) which involves the way your keyboard and mouse are in relation to your computer. If you have a KMC Alignment Issue, you constantly move your keyboard and mouse to align perfectly with your computer and your mouse and keyboard must be completely even with each other.

1. If my keyboard and mouse are uneven, I go crazy and fix it!
2. If my keyboard and mouse don't align perfectly with a computer, I take the time to perfectly align it.
3. KMC Alignment Issues suck! I'm always moving my keyboard and mouse to align with my computer!

by A Random Person with a KMC Alignment Issue. January 13, 2008

Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS)

A method of using a fictional persona, on anything from social media to legal documents. Often only effective for short periods with longer term consequences including delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, paranoia, dissociation from friends, family and, ultimately, reality.

It had been a last ditch attempt to bond with his father, enjoy the countryside and conquer a mountain together. He had hoped to heal many wounds but his incessant use of the Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS) over the years had left him incapable of forming honest social bonds and he was left taking selfies below the clouds he had once aspired to surpass.

by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall August 6, 2023

KMC

KMC (Kon Mi Chao), Khmer word for child(kon) of a thief(chao). The "mi" is a slang word/prefix added to the front of curse words to cuss at females. KMC can be used the same way as "son of a bitch". Can be used to curse at people or as a curse word like "shit".

*drops something/something bad/annoying happens* shit!

Khmer version: *sth annoying happens* kmc

by pongmorn_ang October 31, 2023

kmc

hindi abbrevation for "Kya maa chodra"

A: Did you hear about him getting laid?
B: KMC bhai, not possible

by anujjosh August 4, 2022

KMC

A portmanteau of KYC(an anti-money laundering process where you fork over your ID to a crypto or stock exchange platform) and KMS/KYS meaning to kill ones self. The portmanteau refers to the act of using a regulated crypto or stock exchange for illegal activity namely money-laundering. In money-laundering communities, this is considered suicidal, hence, "KMC".

"Man, bitcoin mixer's don't use real encryption, it's just a useless shell game. Don't wanna KMC bro."

"Use coinbase. Nah, don't wanna KMC bruh."

by Tourniquette October 28, 2025