kimp

A gay person who doesn't know he is gay.

for example: "Hey man, I friggin' burning here!"
"Here...let me rub some ointment on your back..."
"DUDE! YOUR SUCH A KIMP!"

by Chris teh Foo May 17, 2006

KIMP Factor

KIMP = "Kittens I'd Murder for a Pizza"

When traveling overseas for a long time, you finally get to a point when you have had enough foreign food and actually, biologically, NEED a pizza. How many kittens would you murder for one? That's the KIMP factor.

By the time you reach a KIMP factor of 10: it's time to come home.

I spent three weeks in Shanghai, and after only 4 days was up to a KIMP factor of 5. The rest of the time was NOT good.

by Uncle Des July 22, 2010

Kimp-Dusked

The act of being beatin and being raped mercifully.

Dude we got Kimp-Dusked by that test today at school

by WorldWide44 January 2, 2012

Steve kimp

You want beats mush

My name Steve kimp and my daughter is sexy

by Masterbigcockdwayne August 27, 2019

Kimp

A person who simps SO HARD that they wish their managers, who they have known for less than a month, happy birthday. These people think they're cool, but they aren't. These people also tend to be bad at chess and like to get mid-part haircuts.

Hey who's that guy, he looks nice.
Don't talk to him he's a Kimp!
Oh yuck!

by AsianDumbpling May 17, 2021

KIMP

KIMP is a shortform of Kelantan Is My Panggil, It is often used to indicate need of support (as in an emergency) or straight up used for emergency

"Our group is in trouble, KIMP!"
"KIMP! I need help!"

In special occasions you can also use it to activate lockdown mode

"We're in a KIMP right now"

by ayreen April 13, 2024

Kimp

Someone who tells there parents eveything

Dam it why’d you tell you mum ? Your such a kimp

by Hot mumma November 30, 2017