kill me

yeah,sure i'll kill you!

kill me,i wanna die,i can't deal with my life anymore...HELP ME

by doge human September 12, 2019

you kill me

this basically means that you make me laugh uncontrollably , to the point where I am literally near fainting

niki : girl, she smell like toothpaste

joy: girl, you kill me

by ------queen September 26, 2019

kill me

an expression used by someone who wants to die or is just a figure of speech for me its first one

my life is so shit will u please kill me...

dude we got skewl tomorrow kill me now

by immeudontknowme July 11, 2009

please kill me

something that someone says when they wanna die u feel

hey u guys i cant believe that just happened please kill me

by suspiciousleaf August 6, 2017

Please kill me

A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.

Person: existing
Person: “fuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”

by JustFknDone September 14, 2018

Just Kill Me!

Gimme A Break Or I Can`t Believe It!
I Can`t Believe What`s Happening!

Are You Going To That Family Gathering ?
- Just Kill Me!

by MrNudityyy February 7, 2009

Kill me daddy

1. When you see a man (daddy) so hot you wish you were dead and/or that he would kill you
2. A catch-all phrase to express feelings of extreme joy or embarrassment

“Do you see that hot guy over there?”
“Yes! Kill me daddy!”

by Czizki August 12, 2019