Kerwin CAN be sweet and sensitive but he can also be a selfless no hearted ass. He is in LOVE with a girl who doesn't like him but there is another girl and she likes him but he is 2 blind 2 see this!
Nickita: Dude you are pulling a kerwin on Nicky
Vlad: no im not!!!!
Nickita: Ya u r..
William: seriously dude stop denying it!!!
Vlad: ok maybe i am but i dont like her!!
Vlad: no im not!!!!
Nickita: Ya u r..
William: seriously dude stop denying it!!!
Vlad: ok maybe i am but i dont like her!!
by fuck yo mama April 10, 2008
A phenomena known as liking every single status of everyone on your friend's list. As soon as one posts a status, one likes that status, even if it is a depressing status or has nothing to do with the one liking the status. Also called Kerwinning, to Kerwin, or being Kerwinned.
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I just posted my new awesome facebook status!"
Person 2: "I'm going to like this even though it doesn't apply to me whatsoever!" *like*
Person 3: "AWW MAN! I just got Kerwinned!!"
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"Aww yeah. I feel like Kerwinning some statuses today."
Person 2: "I'm going to like this even though it doesn't apply to me whatsoever!" *like*
Person 3: "AWW MAN! I just got Kerwinned!!"
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"Aww yeah. I feel like Kerwinning some statuses today."
by LeezyXO October 24, 2011
A kerwinator can be described as a internet occupying relay made of deep friend corn coating over a highly resilient set of out of this world circuitry, whose throughput increases with uptime (overclocking)
After constantly finding themselves in the red, the rock band System of a Down wanted to improve their infra and operations, so they got in touch with the kerwinator
by da-real-anon June 25, 2018
Short for Kerwin's Kollege of Common Sense. Descriptive phrase for an individual who is unable to make simple decisions. Is often indecisive or makes poor decisions.
Alex is a real graduate of Kerwin's Kollege, he checked to see if his gas can was full while using a match for light. Word is, he's looking to rebuild his garage.
by Jason Lyth July 11, 2008
Here’s the refined version with humble and heartfelt leadership included:
Full Kerwin (verb)
Definition: To execute at a high level with a combination of excellence, precision, and humble, heartfelt leadership; to perform in a way that inspires others through both skill and character.
Example:
Full Kerwin (verb)
Definition: To execute at a high level with a combination of excellence, precision, and humble, heartfelt leadership; to perform in a way that inspires others through both skill and character.
Example:
“Sarah went Full Kerwin on the quarterly sales report, delivering exceptional results that exceeded expectations while leading her team with humility and genuine care.”
by Wal2240 October 24, 2024
by Shake shaved February 15, 2016
A smaller man with a large ego. Usually with a square shaped head. Mostly found in the mountains of the lake district.
by Macho Man Randy Cabbage June 05, 2024