Kate Moss 

A model who, contrary to popular belief, is hideous. Her eyes span to about each separate temple, and she makes them worse by caking tons of eye makeup on to EMPHASISE the grotesque things. People around the world find her fabulous, but they're obviously blind.

Idiot: Dude, Kate Moss is sooo hot!

Intelectual: Are you KIDDING ME?! I wouldn't fuck her if you PAYED ME.

Kate Moss by SMSmartMark July 22, 2007

kate moss 

One of the ugliest models to ever grace the fashion industry. Kate Moss's coke use was her way of forgetting how ugly she actually was, and hoped no one would blow the whistle on her hideousness which would force her to return all the money she made. Honestly, how the fuck does anyone think this girl is anything special? Everyone in this world is so gay. You could throw feces on the anorexic bitch and the "upper-echelon" goons of our society call it the latest fashion trend and then praise the model, even though she wasn't the one who decided she was literally gonna get shit on in the first place. As silly as that sounds, it's a direct parallel to what actually occurs. What a great society.

Mike: Have you ever noticed that paid models are never really that hot?
Matt: Yea, it's always the mediocre-looking ones who quickly take the job offers because it makes their justified low self-esteem unjustifiably higher...like Kate Moss, who now thinks she's better than everyone.
Mike: Agreed. I'm gonna go masturbate to the girl next door, she's way hotter and doesn't have an undeserved inflated ego.

kate moss by paparazzi July 16, 2006

kate moss 

coked out has-been, recently unemployed

HI, Im kate moss a coked out, recently unemployed stoopermodel

kate moss by cory ann September 29, 2005

kate moss 

slag who steals musician from fans and leaves them even more fucked up than they were before...BITCH

Peter Libertine...dumps him by text message knowing he is susceptible to rejection in his crack addicted state...then taking him back on her terms...on and on and on it goes...the Albion is off course

kate moss by Biloconservationist January 28, 2005

Kate Moss 

Covert language relating to illicit and nefarious activities, relating specifically to 'nose candy'

Person/Dealer 1: "Who's Kate Moss tonight?"
ALL: "WE ARE!"
Person/Dealer 1: "Right, I'll get the mirror..."

Kate Moss by TearZMachine December 9, 2008

kate moss 

a ledgend to the fashion world. i worship her. she deserves to be worshiped. she is AMAZING. i <33 kate moss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish i was her :(:( shes so BEAUTIFUL :(

kate moss is just tooooooo cool !!! :(

kate moss by 99*-* December 8, 2006

Kate Moss 

When something bad happens and the person you want to blame is no where near what happened

Sarah falls down the stairs
Sarah: Oh man Dylan just Kate Moss'd me
Sam: But Dylan isn't here
Sarah: I know

Kate Moss by Tess T. Culls May 20, 2022