To be duped, misled or decieved into purchasing an artists CD after watching said artists amazing performance in a live setting. Upon arriving home and listening to said CD you realise that its quality is vastly inferior to the live performance and rue the fact that you are now $20 poorer and have not a CD but a rather expensive frisbee in your possession.

Alicia: "Just listened to the album we picked up at the gig last night. We just got juzz fucked."

Steve: "Damn! Damn! It strikes again!"

juzz fucked by MidgetPornGroove84 August 19, 2011

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Juzz Tin

A man who is determined without being ruthless. Also known as Tin of Juzz, he gets very uptight, yet will never take your ten dollars.

Uptight Jizz Juzz Tin Tin of Juzz

Juzz Tin by TenDollars March 2, 2010

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juzzied

when you are relying on someone to do something for you and they act like they have no idea what you are talking about and give a dumb answer. Particular used when dealing with people who fix things, IT car repairers etc.

1. Q: "hey mate, my latptop isn't working can you tell me whats wrong?" A: "dude, seriously? your guess is as good as mine."

2. Guy#1 "so i rang the mechanic to see how the service on my car was going, he asked me if I had dropped it in and where is my car!"
Guy#2 " dude you have just been juzzied!"

juzzied by juzzified August 5, 2012

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Juzzle

A puzzle that involves lots of jumping. Combining the words jump and puzzle

Adam: How do we get on the roof?

Bruce: We have to juzzle our way up there

Juzzle by NegativeCookie February 21, 2015

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