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What the fuck did I just read?

A question that you ask yourself after browsing Urbandictionary for prolonged periods of time.

Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.
search "1000000000th base" just up there in the search bar if you really want the "What the fuck did I just read?" experience. It's some really vile shit, so you HAVE been warned.
by Fruitfly April 13, 2014
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What the fuck did I just watch

The perfect thing to say after you have just watched a video which made absolutely no fucking sense/left you confused.
After watching the stopmotion spongebob video, I asked myself "What the fuck did I just watch"
by MessicanRapist August 17, 2010
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What did I just say

Used when someone does the exact opposite of what you just told them not to do. Often used in alarm when someone does something irrational and doesn't think about their action until afterwords.
Tom says : Wait for the water to start boiling then put the Pasta in
Timothy puts the pasta immediately into the pot without waiting
Tom looks at Timothy blankly and says : What did I just say?! I said to wait.
by Varrick86 June 4, 2019
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Just leave me alone, I know what I am doing

A phase used to express extreme anguish and anger caused due to disturbed state of mind because of constant nabbing from a person in power. Commonly used to shut up a person who is continuously giving order to do something while you are doing it.
Mark: Kimi, so you have to break before the speed breaker
Kimi: Just leave me alone, I know what I am doing
by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021
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What the fuck did I just watch

The subtitle to the anime show Neon Genesis Evangelion and the conclusive movie The End of Evangelion.
*credits roll*
man
what the fuck did I just watch
by cuntslapper December 18, 2014
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This is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just because
This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they'll continue singing it forever, just because the song wont end if you don't want it to, it really pisses off the teachers.
by Rimy Jobbs December 1, 2022
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What the hell just happened?

A phrase used to show puzzlement over an occurrence. Oftentimes in the show South Park it is spoken by a character after they have seen a parody of something commonplace in our society. In such instances it often draws attention to how out of the ordinary accepted actions can be.
*group of punk-kids walk and perform a complicated street dance*

Punk: "You just got served!"

Stan: "What the hell just happened?"
by Punman August 6, 2009
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