Pushing Dots & Jerkin' Chicken

The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.

Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.

by Stan West September 10, 2004

Jerkin's Lotion

Street name for Jergen's Lotion, famous for it's cock lubing masterbational qualities.

PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?

BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.

PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!

BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.

by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006

Jerking The Thad

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.

I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.

by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020

Judkins

The Native American tribe of Upstate New York.

This word loosely translates to "those who are friends with bears"

More commonly said in reference to a person.

Man, that guy is such a Judkins. I wouldn't mess with him.

by Tommy Vancouver August 24, 2009

dirt jerking

When you jerk off while taking a shit.

Girl: Man, Bill has been in the bathroom for a really long time.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.

by jessford151515 April 12, 2016

jucking

The act of motorboating an ass, violently and with great enthusiasm. First coined in a B-Hut in Bagram Afghanistan. Can be used interchangeably with Chaking.

Tonight I will be jucking the shit out of that ass.

by EGarcia September 2, 2013

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004