Uno De Juno

The holiest of holy days, Uno de Juno was originally a holiday created for non-mexican Spanish speakers. Sick of people assuming since they spoke Spanish that they wanted to celebrate the Mexican holiday of Cinco de Mayo, some Puerto Ricans and their white compatriots in New Orleans adopted Uno de Juno as their own day of holy celebration.

Intentionally misspelled, the first and only rule of Uno de Juno is that it is not celebrated on June 1st and the celebration usually consists of heavy drinking, drug taking and party-goers wearing poorly designed t-shirts.

Everyone got blackout drunk and Sam pissed himself, another great Uno de Juno was had by all.

by Dooder11 June 14, 2013

Pull a Juno

To have sex on a recliner

"Dude, your recliner smells funky"

"That's because last night my girlfriend and I pulled a Juno on it"

Pull a Juno

by meuzikluver January 26, 2013

Juno

My cat

"Juno, I just fed you."

by kelzierose September 7, 2011

Junmo

v. to idle away class time by dawdling

All the students were junmo-ing, staring into space and daydreaming.

by jojoboba October 27, 2012

junofide

teenage pregnancy

Steve knocked up kathy. Boy she sure got junofide

by Cock n balls 111 April 16, 2021

Juno

She was the Roman Queen of the Gods! Enough about this bloody movie already!

Juno has had enough of your shit.

by grumpy gus July 1, 2008

Juno

A goddess on earth. The queen of queens. The embodiment of Aphrodite. The term "Juno" refers to the most beautiful woman on earth. Her perfection is, and will always be, unmatched. Her flawless smile will brighten anyone's day. Looking into her eyes can make anyone fall in love with her. Her lips are perfect. Falling in love with her is easy, but letting go of her is impossible. She means more than the world to me. I could stay up forever listening to her talk about poetry, or baltimore, or some shakespearean play. I love her more than she will ever know. I love you, and I'm sorry. <3

I love you, Juno.

by mahmah. July 18, 2010