junk mail

When you receive an email with a picture of some random dude's dick or 'junk'.This is typically done to shock or embarrass your friends while at work, but random 'junk mailing' does happen from time to time.
"Ah man. Eddie totally hit me with some junk mail while my boss was at my desk. Now he thinks I'm into cock. I should have known it was junk mail."
by Chance2124 April 11, 2008
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[Junk Mail]

Junk Mail /junk male/NOUN: 1.Unsolicited or undesirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These repulsive images are particularly egregious when said genitalia is flaccid; rendering the transmission of such images unwarranted – as a flaccid penis is completely useless to the recipient. Images of fully erect penis are also distasteful when sent without prior consent. 2.Solicited or desirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These delightful images are particularly pleasant when said genitalia is erect, serviceable and sent in response to a direct request.* * Direct requests include “Send me some junk mail.”, “Send me a pic of that monster” “I want a pic” “Let me see a pic” or any phrasing that include the words “show” “send” “I want to see” in addition to a reference to the penis. Any other phrasing is pure speculation on the sender’s part and an image of your junk will be unwelcomed. Furthermore, sending a pic of your junk in lieu of a direct request is frowned upon by most women and the behavior should be avoided.
1.Girl he had the nerve to send me some junk mail. I think he gave my computer a virus! 2.Girl he sent me some junk mail! This is going to my inbox first chance I get!
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junk mail

I saw his junk mail
by SUMFURRYTHING June 20, 2016
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junk mail

1. unwanted or annoying mail

2. uninvited email messages containing advertisments for unnecessary goods or services
I am sick of getting this junk mail.
by Light Joker March 13, 2006
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junk mail

When one sticks their junk in the mail slot of someones door until someone sees it. Usually a sick prank
Person 1: Hey you know that barber shop down the street that Person 3 owns?

Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: I totally junk mailed it while all his customers were in there.
by TuriGuiliano April 07, 2011
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Junk Mail

An emailed photo of genetalia
1.Got some Junk Mail from that guy I gave my number to last night. Not bad.
2. Ew, I thought that guy was normal but there was some Junk Mail from him on my phone this morning! What a creep!
3. Girl sent me some pics, ohhhh! I got a vajj jukebox up in my phone!
by Tjbf55 July 21, 2014
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junk mail

shit that takes up space in your mailbox or e-mail that you don't want
it would be funny to send the people who mail you the junk mail a bunch of crap so you can block up their e-mail
by lunar shadows August 03, 2004
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