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Jurples

n. A plastic purple Jesus found in many small convenience stores.
Yo, I kept seein the face of that jurple when I was screwing your mom last night.
by Alyssa Caprasso September 7, 2005
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jemples

to be jealous of a person's dimples
oh my god, i am so jemples
by Munchkinx3 November 13, 2011
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Jumpless

you haven't been jumped or beat up recently
"I bet he's gettin his ass beat errday in that hood"
"Nah man, when I saw him he looked jumpless"
by wuddupson March 28, 2009
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Jumplusion

noun - jumplusion

1. A judgement or decision reached without reasoning

2. Jumping to a conclusion

verb - jumplude

2. arrive at a judgment or opinion by reasoning.

Origin

English - jump -> jump...
English - Conclusion (Latin - concludere) -> lusion
Samer reached the jumplusion that Issa was hot

People these days keep jumpluding

Sammy jumpluded to the fact that we don't need another 3D Sonic Adventure
by issagetsdkoverrazi July 16, 2014
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Jumpest

<i>adj</i>, (Superlative) Describes the dog that jumps the highest.
"That dog Dutch is the jumpest dog <i>ever</i>."
by Cramhead January 9, 2008
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jumpies

J: Man, Kate is such a bitch.
D: I know, but she has award winning jumpies.
J: Yeah, you know... you're right. I never thought about it like that.
by DoctoRUMS March 13, 2005
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jumpled

The result when Christy drops an i330 and the screen only shows strips on the screen.
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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