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Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water
Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice
by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019
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ass juice junkie

When a girl feinds for you to fuck her in the shitter, and sucks your cock after to suck her own ass juice off of your cock.
Dude, your girlfriend is an ass juice junkie.
by I'm the fucking master May 16, 2016
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Salty Ass Juice

1. Butthole Fucking Juice

2.A tasty treat for whores!
(Kelly Wells to Sasha Knox)

"C'mon lick that salty ass juice, that's a tasty treat for whores, you should feel fuckin' privileged!"
by colombed mooyay January 19, 2008
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Purple Ass Juice

Purple ass juice is a purple sticky liquid that leaks out of the buttocks.
It's usually produced as a result of having unprotected anal sex and the anal sphincter muscles tearing. If the individual who's 'giving' has an STI or has bad hygiene, the area could become infected, causing the teared area to swell and fill will liquid. If anything passes through the anus while the sphincter is swollen, it will rupture and a purple liquid will leak from the swollen area.

The liquid's colour is very similar to the colour of beetroot. It's texture is similar to jam, and it has a putrid smell.

Purple Ass Juice cannot be treated by any remedies or drugs, if one has Purple ass juice, one will have to wait for the body to fix the issue by itself.

It is a very painful experience and can cause the sufferer to become extremely emotional and even suicidal, especially if the sufferer fucked a male prostitute to spite their Filipino boyfriend who had just dumped them.
Jimbob: Eh, me no wanna be with you no more. Me wanna be fwend. me no love you, me fuck you for good time. Me say bye.

*Dumpee has anal sex with male prostitute out of anger*

Purple Ass Juice victim: Oh shit, I've got purple ass juice dribbling down my arse, now I want to jump off a bridge. Boo hoo.
by Green_Vagina_(.Y.) May 14, 2012
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ass-juice

The word used to describe the sweat from your back/ass rolling down the cleft of your ass, usually after an intense "workout" session...
Jesus i can almost feel the ass-juice pooling in my boxers!
by Ninja_Tom February 19, 2007
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Juice that ass

To squeeze an ass, like squeezing a fruit to get the juice out of it. To 'juice' that ass.
Juice that juice that ass, do it slow do it fast. Pump that pump that pump that ass, do it slow, do it fast. I got juice.
by Mere and Log October 2, 2013
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Ass juice

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt
Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."
by Anonymoose January 22, 2015
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