JPesus

This kid in my grade goes around and calls himself JPesus cuz his names J.P. he is one SICK KID. He went to the dance as jesus. it was UHHMAZING.

"Hey. Hey. Dont Mock the JPesus Baby!"

by helloitshayley January 22, 2010

needs more jpeg

A tern used on r/greentext to basically say "this image looks terrible". It summons a bot which turns the image into a JPEG and the more times it's replied to with 'needs more jpeg' the blockier it looks.

(Blocky picture above) needs more jpeg

by nobodyhasjams October 7, 2017

JPEGMAFIA

the mfing goat. i love me some peggy. goat of experimental hip hop.

JPEGMAFIA after making Scaring the Hoes is an all-time great producer

by zackfromthe6ix April 3, 2023

JPEG Rape

The fuzziness and lack of quality a picture gets when it's saved in JPEG format.

Eww, that Counter-Strike screen shot got JPEG raped.

by Billy The Man January 9, 2009

Jpegcognize

Recognizing someone in real life that you have never met in person, but you have seen pictures of online.

I jpegcognized his wife at the restaurant because I saw their wedding pictures on Facebook.

by paschasc February 12, 2009

Jpeterson

Jpeterson is that sort of person that should make some pee soup! for his teacher!

cos he is a cocky little wanker!

Jpeterson

by jamieboy July 17, 2009

JPEG Artifacts

When a picture has been reposted hundreds of times by different people across the Internet, to the point where the compression from being screenshoted and uploaded has become noticeable. This could be noticable blurriness, distortion, or pixelation.

I've seen this meme posted on so many accounts, I can see the JPEG Artifacts.

by renabeth September 7, 2020