Carl Joakim

male, with these characteristics:

1. Good humor
2. Sexy, well built body
3. treats his woman with respect
4. is GREAT in bed, gives a lot
5. is a great dad
6. works hard, and earns a lot of money
7. is handy
8. is a gentleman, but still also a bad boy
9. does almost everything his woman asks him to do
10. fun at parties

omg, he is soooo Carl Joakim

by ninen November 17, 2009

Joakim Lundell

Joakim Lundell AKA "Jocke" is the king, the legend, the meaning in life. His half sister from spain whos name is Hoes, he loves her so much he tattooted "I LOVE HOES" on his arm.

"did you see when Joakim lundell dropped Lunabelle in the stairs" "Joakim lundells wife Jonna is so cool"

by Jockes wife Jonna November 30, 2021

joakim

a police man that dont like donuts, so he must be gay

that policeman there is joakim

by horosee November 20, 2007

Joakim

Joakim is a real nerd

Joakim is a nerd

by end1ngMyOwnSuffer1ng May 1, 2017

joakim nilsson

Cant get it up

Cant get it up when sexy time Joakim nilsson

by Odio November 9, 2017

Joakim

Joakim is maybe short but he is the HOTTEST person on earth. Every girl wants him- If you see him! Dont look him in the eyes- or you will start to moan uncontrollably....

Omg have you seen Joakim? He is sooooo Hot

by 69420isnicenamelol November 16, 2020

Joakim

He's a great guy. He's shy at first but when you get to meet him really, you'll fall in love with him. He's the opposite of an asshole a true gentleman. Don't get on his bad because he will make you feel like shit. He will make you feel good about yourself and he will do the most he can to make you happy. Doesn't care if he gets stabbed in the back because, like a baby, Joakim doesn't know much evil. Joakim is a very loyal person and anyone and everyone who meets one deserves the opportunity to be a friend of one.

Please be a Joakim

by PsychoPanties January 8, 2019