jossy

The feeling of embarrassment caused by an action that would cause shame to your mother. Female PhD students are particularly prone to performing an act that would make them feel jossy.

I got a ticket for going through a stop sign... my excuse was that I was going too fast to stop. I feel soooo jossy.

by unjossy February 21, 2011

Jossi

The most beautiful woman ever to walk the Earth, although she doubts it. The most EPIC pianist in town, and can probably beat you up, even if she is small and Asian. She is suicidal, and needs a little love.... If she loves you she will never let go.

Jason:” WOW, Jossi is so hot!”
David:”Back off she’s mine.”

by Trash bag in the bathroom December 27, 2019

Jossi

A surprising, yet substantial raise.

Lord have mercy, I got a Jossi!

by Peder Herlin Solberg September 11, 2005

jossy

a male who is straight up save. cannot be underestimated , especially down there

i want a man in my life that is so jossy

by big daddy used by everyone September 21, 2016

jossy pit

A large gaping vagina or an unattractive lady garden.

Josh: did you get a shot in at her jossy pit
Michael: nah she preferred It in the poo chute

Josh: nice one
Michael: tell me about it

by mish2414 December 15, 2011

Jossie

The hoe that everyone likes a lot and can beat up a guy in a fight. Loves her little brother and will do anything for him.

Bully: come here Lawson I’ll get you for this.
Jossie: I’m going to kill you little boy you don’t mess with Lawson.

by The little bro August 31, 2019

jossi joint

Involves a Backwoods (preferably Honey Berry) blunt wrap, ripped to size of the joint paper, then licked on the inside of the joint paper. The whole things is then rolled as a regular joint with the weed inside the combined wrap paper.

Yo homie just picked up a pack of Russian cream backwoods and some raw papers. Nice let’s roll a Jossi joint.

by TtttttttttBbbbbbbbbLllllllllKk December 21, 2017