joekins

Joe with a 'kins' at the end. This is a nice thing to call your friend if their name is Joe. Do not use this word on any formal letters or you may get fired.

1. Joekins is my bird.
2. Joekins hacked my google account so I will not marry him.

by Joekins the Boekins May 15, 2019

Joshifer

The ship name between Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson

I ship Joshifer so hard!

by Amy567 June 7, 2013

Jockism

The Jockism is a newly founded religion that is believed to have taken it’s form and gaining followers in late 2020 and the beginning of year 2021. The Jockism has been referred to as a cult, but it’s members agree that it is a very sacred and holy religion. There are different ways to participate in the religion, but a tradition is sacrificing young children to a set of stairs on the last Sunday of every month. This tradition can be interpreted in different ways, some take it more literally than others. There have been instances of real children getting thrown down stairs, but it is also a common practice to throw dolls. This tradition arises when God himself, Jocki, threw his own child down the stairs to show this loyalty to his followers. If Jocki is willing to sacrifice his first born for his people, the people should be willing to sacrifice for him as well. This is also a way for people to be forgiven for their sins.

There is the tradition of drinking Coca Cola Zero. The Coca Cola Zero is also often used in praying rituals. In the praying rituals the followers do not only pray to Jocki, they also pray to his wife “Tomtemor”. Tomtemor is a love symbol in Jockism and a symbol of fertility and luck. While Jocki is a symbol of strength and guidance.

The last but the most exciting tradition is the ritual of pranks. Before Jocki became God of humanity, he was the God of pranks. Therefore it is very common to prank in the name of Jocki to honor him.

Is your sister ready to be sacrificed on Sunday?

- Hell yeah, Jocki will be so proud! I love Jockism!

by JockiLover69 March 1, 2021

Jaskier

The bard of our hearts and loyal friend to Geralt of Rivia.He convinced us all to toss a coin to our witcher and now we are all broke.

Friend:Hey did you know that Jaskier carries the whole show?
Me:Yeah man he is the highlight of the show without a doubt.

by chriskoko January 15, 2020

hime-joshi

a female that likes "yuri" or girl/girl relationships, the male version of this would be called a 'hime-danshi'

Sarah just told us that she is a hime-joshi.
Tyler is totally a hime-danshi.

by RubyFlame May 2, 2018

Just joshing

Means you are just joking, kidding, teasing or messing with their heads. You didn't really mean what you said or did.

Don't take it to heart, I was just joshing you!

by EmDee^ January 6, 2012

Joshie

An extraordinarily wonderful person who can brighten up your day and make you feel so loved. He'll do absolutely anything for you just to put a smile on your face. He will wait however long he needs to just see you even if you're running a little late. He can make you feel like the most special person in the entire world. He's lovable, adorable, and all the wonderful -ables there are! He'll always be there by your side or to give that much needed hug.

"He's the most fantastic person I know, and I love him so fricken much!" -Anonymous

Joshie is the sweetest most amazing person I've ever met!

No matter how I'm feeling, Joshie is somehow always able to lift my spirits and make me so happy.

by Incognito Anonymous Person February 24, 2019